30 Parenting Memes for Moms Wearing Chaos Like a Crown

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    When you're threatening and bribing your kids through gritted teeth to behave in public
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    new for dinner me: let's try something my kid for the 7th time this week:
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    The state of my sanity by the time my husband gets back from his work trip
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    I see your junk drawer and raise you a chaos corner Pampers GIM #REF! REATE YOUR COMIC
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    GS My kid right after a bath The G My kid 5min later
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    How I greet the UPS driver when he rings the doorbell during nap time
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    Parenting magazine: You can successfully communicate with your kids without raising your voice. Me: Sure, Jan.
  • 08
    When you survive another day of parenthood...
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    My kid's teacher: She is such a great listener and a joy to have in class! Me and my husband listening to a description of our semi-feral child: FARTOO
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    "Parenthood is just love, stress, under cleaning & mumbling your breath every few minutes" Me: thwind m You guys are cleaning?
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    Me when my family says they cleaned what I asked them to, but I still find their everywhere.
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    Them: How's life with another kid? Me: I'm just trying to keep it all together. Me, keeping it together:
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    My kid: Mom watch this! Me, the loving and supportive mother: THAT DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH
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    My kid to literally every germ at school Can I keep you?
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    My kid casually bringing her dinner into the living room after I tell her to sit down at the kitchen table What is your spaghetti policy here?
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    My husband saw me sitting like this and had the nerve to ask how my day was @momwithaboysname
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    Kid: I brushed my teeth! Me, touching the dry bristles: @antsyButterfly LIES! ALL LIES!!
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    Me: It's cold and flu season, buddy. Don't touch ANYTHING! My Son:
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    Me: Pays $75 for school photo package My kid:
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    my kids 5 mins after they promised not to get the glitter paint all over themselves @jacana_mommy
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    My husband's noise level while the kids are sleeping
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    When I've already got a headache and my kid's witching hour begins CAN WE JUST NOT?
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    Me: "Can you come in here and pick up your toys?" My Kid:
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    When I tell my daughter not to mention all the Amazon boxes that arrived today Hey sis, I want not a sound out of you ge
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    Husband: Did the kids get a bath today? Me: Yep The bath:
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    My kid looking for any excuse to delay bedtime 591FOE
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    Me: Hey buddy, do you need a tissue? My kid: No Mommy Also my kid: @momwithaboysname
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    My kid: Mom? Mom? Mama? Mommy?! MOMMY?! MAMA?! MOOOOM?!?! Me: @momwithaboysname
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    Me: *puts kid to bed, sits down and cracks open a hard seltzer My kid: I am ba-a-ack!
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    When someone without kids complains that their dog woke them up at 5am and it's "just like they have a baby" @cynicalparent

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